Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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