morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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