i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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