Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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