PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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