Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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