Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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