I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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