Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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