dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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