im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
