My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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