Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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