i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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