Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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