ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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