She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you guys were way drunker than both of me
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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