He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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