our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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