im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
it's like iHOP with fire
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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