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i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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