2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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