It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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