I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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