So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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