Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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