It's Friday. Sex?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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