shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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