Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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