She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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