I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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