so that wasnt chicken after all
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
They took my balls.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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