they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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