just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
