hotel room ftw
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's never too late to be topless.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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