you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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