He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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