hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
