I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm both gender and math confused
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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