Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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