Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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