it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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