after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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