glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Randomize