she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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