I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Are we in a gay sports bar?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Oh god it's open bar.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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