Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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