Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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