dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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