I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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