look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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